Column Chronicles: More questionable quotes

More questionable quotes

Frank Cotolo
July 23, 2020

It is not easy to say something wise and brief but a lot of people try. All of the best quoted lines are credited to people who knew what they said imparted inspiration. Still, the annals of wisdom are filled with quotes that are so useless no one wants credit as their source. We offer you some more of those below, just in case you find them worthy enough to take credit for them.

Nothing's gotta give.

Anything can change everything.

If it feels good, it looks good.

You can't if you don't and then you have to.

Nothing beats a heart.

Results are rarely final.

If it's not manure, it is chocolate.

Job, in the Bible, meant to say "Please do not name what you do for a living after me."

Grammar goes well with speech.

You don't need fire to go up in smoke.

A soldier may move on his stomach, but a sailor always floats.

Know what you mean and mean it, you know?

Your only hope is to hope.

Who forever blows bubbles?

If I had a time machine, would I have to set in back an hour for daylight savings time?

Many are cold but few will be frozen.

Something will always happen along the way, no matter which way goes the way, because that's the way it goes.

Your body is eighty percent water and yet you will still get thirsty.

Most donuts have no nuts.

Today is the only day of your life.

Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.