Column Chronicles |
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Accurate horoscope predictions |
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May 24 You like springtime but you hate every pair of socks you own. Your tolerance is low so you want to get high. Things are not working well in your body, so stay away from eating pasta, peaches, parsnips, parsley and peppermint. Your lucky number is six. |
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June 12 Do not waste paper today to protest lumberjacks. Take a walk to a local pharmacy and meet a future lover. It is a bad day for a bath - drowning is prevalent when Jupiter rises above Mars before dawn, your time. |
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June 30 Consider becoming a Scorpio, it is a great day for that sign. For your sign, not so much. |
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Aug. 5 Your mind is filled with questions. What about this? How about that? Why not at all? There are other questions that you cannot answer. Go to the library but go late, before the librarian goes home. Ask her (it will be a lady) some of those questions. |
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Sept. 22 Do not be afraid to cry today, especially if you feel you have to cry while in public. Have plenty of tissues in your shirt pocket but do not keep the tissues near your wallet because there is a good chance a pickpocket will try to steal it. Love is just around the corner, by the way. |
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca. |