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Frank Cotolo
September 10, 2020 |
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One of my many sideline jobs is public speaking. Recently, I was hired to give a speech to Nerds
United, which met in Blueballs, Pennsylvania. I never knew nerds had united, no less convened on
a special day but I was plenty prepared to inspire its members. Here is the text of the speech.
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Good evening, Nerds. [APPLAUSE] I must admit that I had no idea Nerds would unite, no less form a
special group, but now that I think of it, more so than any other group, Nerds need one another.
[APPLAUSE]
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It is true. Nerds get along better with Nerds than with Non-Nerds but it makes sense, since
anyone who is not a Nerd is a Non-Nerd and that equals everyone in the world who is a Non-Nerd and
that equals plenty of people, right? [APPLAUSE]
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Some say the world is too divisive but I say it is about time we separate the Nerds from the
Non-Nerds, so that the Nerds are recognized, mobilized, realized and not sensationalized. [APPLAUSE]
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For to be a Nerd is to know and cherish minutia and lots of childish stuff that can only be shared
in full with other Nerds. And we all know that Nerds present great purchasing power in the global
markets. [APPLAUSE] And we know that Nerds create and expand deep thinking as well as they cherish
crappy toys that waste precious time. Nerds are complete on both ends. [APPLAUSE]
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