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Frank Cotolo
September 17, 2020 |
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It is not just I. No, it is the case with hundreds of people all over the world, people who never
believed in alien visitations, people who mocked people who claimed they saw spaceships from
outer space and even urologists - aliens from distant planets have been to Earth and have had
contact with humans.
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I know because I am one of those people. Alien beings have made contact with me. At first, even
I did not believe what was happening. But after the umpteenth time I was personally visited I
believed it, all right, so much in fact that I knew the aliens visiting me by their first names.
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I used to laugh at my friend Elbert when he told me that three aliens walked into his bedroom one
night, picked him up with only their thumbs, placed him in a spaceship parked on his front lawn
and took him to their planet for an unspecified amount of time.
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"What did they do to you?" I said to Elbert, holding in my laughter.
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"They examined me," Elbert said.
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"How did they examine you?"
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"With their fingers, which were long and slimy."
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"Did they check your heart?"
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"No. The three of them examined me through the backside using all of their fingers."
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