"Shut up and bend over," one of them said.
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"Do you have names?" I said.
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"Yes," said one, then the others also affirmed they have names.
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"Introduce yourselves. Is that too much to ask?"
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"My name in your language is Zop," said one. "This one to my right is Dex and this one to my
left is Jerk."
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"Jerk?"
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"Yes. We are Zop, Dex, and Jerk."
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I pointed at one of them as said, "You are the Jerk of the three?"
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"Yes, in our language," Jerk said.
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"From the look of you, I'd say you are the Jerk in any language."
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"Now," said Zop, "you must bend over before we reach the Vex Galaxy System."
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"Let me get this straight. You have to examine my rectal passage before we get to the Vex
Galaxy system because?"
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"Because that's what we do," said the Jerk.
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...to be continued.
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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