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Frank Cotolo
October 1, 2020 |
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The aliens that abducted me, Zop, Dex and Jerk, warned that if I were not examined before the
spacecraft reached the Vex Galaxy System, all of our lives would be in danger.
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"What do you mean by danger?" I said.
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Dex said, "We mean it is possible we will no longer exist unless we all put our fingers way up
into your anal cavity."
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"That's what you think, you are the Dex of the three. What does the Jerk think?"
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"What you know as death or non-existence, will occur for us all," said the Jerk.
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Zop said, "No more questions. Bend the frick over, all right?"
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"Listen to me," I said defiantly, "I will die before I let you examine me like that."
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Dex said to the other two, "The examination won't count if he is dead when we do it."
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"Right," I said though it was a lie but I was on to something.
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"None of the others threatened us like that," said Zop. "This is not good at all."
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The Jerk said, "We will be stellar screwed."
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