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Frank Cotolo
October 8, 2020 |
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The aliens that abducted me, Zop, Dex and Jerk, were visibly shaken and nervous. I stayed in my
seat and prepared to speak loudly.
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"Listen, Zop, Dex and Jerk, listen to me now," I said.
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"You changed your mind?" said Dex.
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"You will bend over?" said Zop.
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"We can put all of our fingers up your anal cavity now?"
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"No. I am going to save all of our lives if you follow my directions," I said.
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Zop, Dex and Jerk stopped pacing, became silent and in unison, said, "All right, what do we do?"
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"First," I said, "steer this ship away from the Vex Galaxy System so it does not get there."
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"Really?" said Zop. "Just like that? Fly the craft away from the Vex Galaxy System? Just like that?"
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"Yes," I said, "change directions. Aim the craft to fly someplace else."
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"It's brilliant," said Dex and the other agreed with voracious nods of their long faces. "We can't
die if we don't go to the Vex Galaxy System."
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"See?" I said. "Then we all live and I don't have to be examined."
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