Column Chronicles: Many more rejected fortune cookie forecasts

Many more rejected fortune cookie forecasts

Frank Cotolo
October 29, 2020

Not every fortune cookie you open reveals a message that could have been in it. Fortune cookie manufacturers have editors and many messages are rejected for many reason. Here are some fortunes that were refused for cookie insertion.

See the truth in your opinions but hear the sound of the facts.

You will meet a short, white stranger. Many in fact.

All of your troubles may crumble but you will always remember this fortune.

Nothing is available right now, thank you.

Turn down the volume of your desires, someone is getting damned sick of listening.

Once cheated, twice burned, thrice rejected is enough for one day.

Fame can come your way but be careful what kind of fame may come, just may get it.

This season is your season for love, caring, trust and possibly the German Measles.

The bread you let mold is a heart that grows old.

Take a trip, a long one, and never come back.

Light will shine upon your family and you will find wealth beyond your dreams, so don't blow it.

No man gets a woman nor woman gets a man if they are only interested in the same sex.

Open your heart to those who are heartless and close the door on your way out.

Be light on your feet if you want to catch the one you love and force them to be aware of your love that makes you chase so lightly.

Love is the main meal, not your dessert.

Speed is for the quick as wisdom is for the wise, but nothing is for anyone who wants something badly enough.

Why wait for love when you can let it find you, as it will, even in your miserable condition.

Our woes are as many as our toes.

There is a place for you today, if not tomorrow, but if not tomorrow, there is no place for you.

At last, all is final.

Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.