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Frank Cotolo
December 3, 2020 |
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My sources in Hollywood continue to tell me that there are many movie sequels that have been
already made but will never be released. Here is an exclusive list of more sequels that will
probably sever the connection with my Hollywood sources forever. That is how much I adore you
readers.
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MORE STARS ARE BORN
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Lady Gaga returns as a mentor for novice singers looking for fame, even though her character
from the first film has retired from show business since losing her voice in a yodeling contest.
Using sign language, she is still able to teach, as well as she can "sing" lyrics using her hands.
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MARY POPPINS III; The British Empire Strikes Out
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In the final part of the Mary Poppins trilogy, after her return in part two, Mary is kidnapped by
a rogue band of chimney sweeps. They demand a large ransom from the family employing Mary but the
family is destitute, like the rest of Britain, due to Brexit. Since you will never see this there
is no reason to offer a spoiler alert - Mary Poppins is decapitated in the final scenes.
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VICE II; Dick On Deck
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Taking the Dick Cheney character into a fictional world, the former VP becomes the admiral of a
navy he creates with oil money ciphered from the government of Iraq. Cheney, in full navy regalia
most of the movie, sails around the world making creepy deals with governments to develop and
armada that he will convince President Trump can also sail on land.
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