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Frank Cotolo
December 10, 2020 |
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The attention span of the masses is flimsy, so few will remember the flash-fame of K.P. Swell.
Sometime ago, Swell was the talk of many towns when his first novel was released and devoured by
readers. It was translated into all languages on Earth; it was the only novel ever to be translated
into a vague tongue spoken by two tribes in the Amazon Jungle.
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Swell's novel was titled "Orbach". It was a simple story about a middle class man whose quirky
behavior was rejected by mankind. Critics went wild. The book sold zillions and was still bootlegged.
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Swell kept a low profile, refusing to promote the book in public or in private. His photo was not
printed on any of the book's editions and he used different names in which to get mail, telephone
calls, file taxes, own a driver's license, et cetera.
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The publisher of "Orbach" anxiously awaited a second book from Swell, but it was never written.
Swell's publisher tired of waiting and the reading public abandoned hope of another book; they
quickly found fresh literary heroes.
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For the decade after "Orbach" was released, Swell was rumored to be living many places. A small
group of loyal readers made him a cult figure, spreading tales that were never proven. One such
tale had Swell joining a vagrant Native American tribe until the tribe went into the casino
business. Another tale claimed Swell had found means to live in the ear of Teddy Roosevelt's
head on Mount Rushmore.
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