Column Chronicles
 
Predictions for 2021
 
 
Frank Cotolo
December 24, 2020
 
I am not always correct but I have a very good average for predicting major events in the year following the year we are ending soon. So, as 2020 nears its conclusion, I am documenting various forecasts for events to take place in 2021.
 
Mobile devices will literally become mobile and able to move anywhere on their own.
 
Pop music will cease to entertain anyone over the age of 20 in at least fifteen U.S. states.
 
A movement protesting stagnation will begin on the West Coast of America during the summer and wind up in New England by late winter.
 
Great Britain will elect a Prime Minister who is a dead-ringer for Winston Churchill. It will not be Gary Oldman in disguise; it will be an old man from Yorkshire who was born with a silver cigar in his mouth.
 
International trade will come to a screeching halt for three months, two days, sixteen hours and forty seconds.
 
There will be a global hashtag shortage in August, shutting down Twitter until November.
 
Soccer will be banned in Pakistan, while kicking women will remain legal.
 
A tribe living in what's left of the Amazon Jungle will begin work on starting its own country in what's left of the Amazon Jungle and start development of a nuclear weapon.
 
Polar Bears will begin to procreate at Biblical proportions, which will be measurable this year due to scientific research. However, scientific research won't have a reason for why Polar Bears are reproducing at measurable Biblical proportions.
 
Riots will break out across the U.S. but it is yet to be predicted why such violence will occur. We could guess but that would not officially be a prediction.
 
From May 12 through June 4, a strike by newspaper workers will be abandoned when the last printed newspaper in the U.S. goes out of business.
 
By July, cleanliness will no longer be next to godliness.
 
Happy New Year
 
Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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