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Frank Cotolo
February 18, 2021 |
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One of my many jobs is public speaking. Recently, I was hired to assist in a program for members
of the Association of Stress Supervision (ASS), which met in Missouri at the Wingbang Convention
Center, seating over three thousand members. I took the stage on behalf of the ASS administration
to welcome everyone and promote the ASS agenda. Here is the text of the speech.
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[APPLAUSE WHEN INTRODUCED]
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Thank you, sincerely, thanks, but do not use so much energy by applauding. It is a stressful
activity. It is true. Applauding may be stressful to some and I am here to give you some ideas on
how to reduce stress, so please, save your applause a truly stressful event - like a Kid Rock
concert or a political event.
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By the way, recent studies proved that political events are among the most stressful gatherings,
especially ones where Kid Rock speaks. What's with that guy, anyway? The hat, the unmemorable songs
and his fake swagger are all signs of stress - as well as lack of talent.
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But even when you are alone and not listening to a Kid Rock recording, stress may creep up on you
and affect your health badly. Why? Because you may be your own and most harmful cause of stress.
Yes, the worst stimuli for debilitating stress are caused by your thinking about things that are
stressful.
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