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Frank Cotolo
March 4, 2021 |
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Nick Cretin, P.I.E. (Private Eye Extraordinaire) did not work well with the local police force in
the city, so he moved to the country, were police forces were smaller and police chiefs carefully
listened to witnesses of a crime and asked for advice from the local community.
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Nick met a good old country police chief known only as Bradamore. Nick liked the guy immediately
but it took Bradamore longer to like him. Nick waited. To make Bradamore feel comfortable, Nick
bought himself some country clothing and that did the trick; they became good friends.
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"There ain't much crime in these parts," Bradamore said, "but when a crime happens I'd sure as
tootin' like your opinion about solving it."
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Nick said, "Darn right."
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After a few months, though, there still was no crime and Nick told Bradamore that it was getting
"dull as a hairy warthog on smack."
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Bradamore apologized and said, "But weez good friends and what more's a guy gots to have?"
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"Well," said Nick, "a guys whose a Private Eye Extraordinaire needs some crimes to investigate.
Maybe you're too good a police chief and criminals are scared to criminalize."
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Late one night, some criminals from the nearest city came to the country with lots of crimes on his
mind. Nick thought he recognized the guy and kept an eye on him. Then, a few days after the city
criminal arrived, Nick approached him.
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