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Frank Cotolo
April 15, 2021 |
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Nick Cretin, P.I.E. (Private Investigator Extraordinaire) was baffled. Someone came to his city
office and slid an envelope stuffed with a wad of cash under his door. He counted the money.
There were fifteen hundred-dollar bills and a note that read: "Find the murderer and these are
yours to keep."
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Nick wondered if in that message it was implied that the money must be returned if he did not find
the murderer. To whom it would be returned was another mystery. Nick knew if he gave the money to
Stiffy the postman, Stiffy would put it in the Dead Letter File, even though it was not a letter
(the post office did not have a Dead Loose Cash File). Then what?
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Finding the murderer so Nick could keep the money, though, seemed tough. Hundreds of people must
have been murdered before the envelope was delivered. Sure, not all of them had identified killers
but still, it was a crapshoot to guess which dead body was the right dead body, and the morgue did
not allow shooting crap on the premises.
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Nick called Ignatius Slamboy, a kid who helped him on cases now and then for a few bucks and a
free pass to a strip club.
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"You hear of anyone we know who got murdered recently," Nick said.
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"I don't know everyone you know, so how would I know?" said Ignatius.
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Nick hanged the phone up so hard it almost turned into a broken phone. Then there was a knock on
his office door. He opened it to face a woman so beautiful that Nick's left eyebrow fell off. He
picked it up and asked the woman to come into the office.
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