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Frank Cotolo
May 6, 2021 |
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This year we return to confer with the all-knowing Dr. Adrian Wellbottom. The popular physician
always takes a fresh approach to questions asked by those in physical pain or danger.
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Q: My fingers go numb, usually after waving goodbye to friends leaving on an airplane. Feeling
returns when I leave the airport.
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Dr. W: Circulation in your fingers must be slow. If it had stopped all together you would not have
felt your fingers at all, but you said your fingers go numb, which leaves some feeling. When we
wave goodbye to anyone we rarely use our fingers. We stiffen them to make the wave move more
pronounced, so the fingers do not get the benefit of movement, thus stopping much of the
circulation. Next time, use the traditional "bye bye" wave, which includes movement for all
fingers. What the hell, the people on the plane cannot see you waving in an way.
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Q: How can I help the circulation daily and still be a heavy smoker?
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Dr. W: Nicotine is an enemy of circulation. No matter how much you exercise, consuming Nicotine
will affect your blood flow. The crap slowly destroys your arteries, too. It also thickens your
blood, slowing your circulation. It also stinks like hell. Smell your clothing. Quit.
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Q: My blood pressure is high. Doesn’t that help circulation? Like it gets so high it has to move
faster?
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Dr. W: Are you joking? High blood pressure leads to arteriosclerosis. Can you even spell that
word? It means hardening of the arteries. Are you getting all this down?
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