Column Chronicles: Another group of unintelligent movie reviews

Another group of unintelligent movie reviews

Frank Cotolo
July 22, 2021

Some time ago we asked people who were not writers or professional critics to review some popular movies. Here are some more (the reviewers' names have been withheld).

Jojo Rabbit

A kid in Germany has to become a Nazi when Hitler takes over and I guess he doesn't understand much so he gets an imaginary friend but it turns out to be Hitler and the kid, I guess his name is Jojo, has to deal with his life during the World War Two and it gets funny here and there but it's actually serious because he can't kill a rabbit, which means he's going to have a hard time being a Nazi.

Wonder Woman

I love this gal and the movie has lots of action and a whole island of women that can do awesome things with spears and some kinds of magic. No one calls her Wonder Woman on the island because they're all women that are filled with wonder but only she leaves the island and does magic things to become a superhero. The actress is real pretty and she can jump high, though I think there were special effects involved in that.

Toy Story 3

This was just about the same as the other Toy Story movies. It gets boring because of that very early on. I hope they don't make another Toy Story movie.

Toy Story 4

I can't get enough of these characters, the toys, and I loved this one better than the other three. They're toys, so they can't grow up, and that means there can be a lot of Toy Story movies. YAY.

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

It's amazing how the Star Wars movies have changed but are still exciting and have new people in them that are on the Dark Side and its other side, I forget what it is called, and Luke Skywalker shows up on some island where they never tell you how he eats or buys things but that's not important because he comes back to fight with the empire again and things get crazy before the resistance wins again.

American Sniper

This is a sad movie and it made me cry even after it was over. This great shot who kills bad people in the terrorism war always gets away and comes back to the USA unharmed. Then some stupid guy who does target practice with the American sniper, the great shot, goes target shooting in the USA and shoots the sniper. I don't get it and it made me sad.

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