QUICHE NOT
Such pastries as I have never tasted anywhere from the best bakeries in France are available,
fresh (expensive) and stale (very cheap), daily. As the name of the restaurant indicates, they do
not sell any quiche. In fact, if anyone, by mistake of course, asks for quiche, they are given a
sort of rain check. It's a fancy card inside of an envelope that reads: Never Ever Ask For Quiche
In This Restaurant.
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UN LOC UNDE SA MANANCI PENTRU TINE
Delicious, homestyle Romanian food is the offering in this restaurant. The name of the place, in
English, is A Place To Eat For You, and it is that, all right. Members of any race, religion and
creed are invited to graze on some of the fabulous Jumari, Cozonac, Mici, Sarmale and Grilled
Cheese with M & M candy sandwiches. There are long waits, so get there early and be prepared to
stay a long time until served.
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LOLLY WALLY'S WING BAT HOUSE
Lots of people think this place cooks rodents but it does not cook rodents, nor does it cook the
bat wings mentioned in the name of the place. Lolly Lipendaur and Wally Steckmort cook whatever
anyone asks to have for dinner. You read correctly. There is no menu. People simply ask waiters
to bring them what they feel like eating. Lolly and Wally cook it. All dinners are served on a
bed of lettuce with burnt toast borders.
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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