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Historic wisdom from Guru Wannastopnow |
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My mother knew I was blessed the moment I was born. She told the village guru that his days were numbered, because I would be the next sage. But the village guru demanded to know the number of his numbered days, saying it could only be fair to know how long he would be the main guru. My mother did not tell him the number of his numbered days. Instead she drew her mouth close to his ear and said, sell short. |
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If you drop all of your botherations at my feet and imagine how I feel. |
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She who shares my soul is not less than her guru, she is equal, though often she brags I am smoking hot. |
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As a guru I have made as many mistakes as the butcher, the dentist, the taxidermist, the plumber, the teacher, the shoemaker, the nurse, the maid, the female dentist, the female plumber, the female taxidermist, the female teacher, the male maid, the male nurse, the bartender, the haberdasher, the midnight rambler, the lady of the evening, the man of the morning, the bride, her husband, the in-law and the outlaw. (pause) Where was I. |
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