|
Frank Cotolo
October 21, 2021 |
  |
There are some times when a strange and glorious feeling goes through me and I am given to see
clearly into the faraway future and can spurt predictions that affect all creatures in the
universe. People document what I say when these spells come over me, which is why some call me
Francodamus. Here are some recent predictions.
|
  |
After all automobiles can drive on their own, they will become so very acquainted with what makes
them go they will be able to build other automobiles. This will be pleasing to automobile
manufacturers; they will fire all humans who work on assembling autos. But then the auto workers
union will protest violently, picketing and disrupting production at auto plants. But then the
super-smart automobiles that can build autos will discover they are even smarter-smart enough, in
fact, to build a robot-on-wheels police force that can fight the union humans disrupting the
self-made automobiles and a series of deadly conflicts will be launched and it will injure, maim
and even kill many humans and then, and then, oh my gawd, it's all too horrible to see, wake
me up, please!
|
  |
Many years from now, children born after 2078 will begin to show interest in something their
predecessors gave up - reading. This will spawn a new era for printed matter but the need for
writers who could produce things to read will find it difficult to keep up with the generation
craving to read, and the writers, all new to writing, will become sloppy. In 2082, for instance,
the most popular book for readers will be titled PAN ICK IN DA SHTREATS. Spelling of the English
language will change, pronunciations of the language will change and once the trend begins in
other languages people will fight over which language is best and the countries with different
languages will go to war and there will be killing and plundering and then, oh my gawd, it's
all too horrible to see, wake me up, please!
|
  |
|
|