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Frank Cotolo
December 16, 2021 |
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By popular demand, here are transcripts from interviews with people swearing to have been
reincarnated and that they can recall past lives. Please do not share these stories with anyone else.
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Mr. Blue, age 56
I am sure I lived as a pinsetter in the early days of bowling. It was in Kentucky. I found
particular interest in the new game. I didn't want to play it; I wanted to set the pins up for
others to play. I loved the pins. Go figure. I told players a bowling ball would be more effective
with holes in it for fingers to grip it when they rolled it at the pins. I remember giving each
of the pins names. Like the first pin was Ted, the second was Abe, the third was Carl, you know,
like that.
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Mrs. Turquoise, age 26
When I was six in this life, I kept running to the front door of our house to let people in, but
there were never people there. My soul, as it turns out, was once that of a lady in Ireland who
was a Knocker-Up. Those were folk who were paid to wake up sleeping people who had to go somewhere.
There were no alarm clocks then. I hated the job so much I got drunk before my knocker-up tasks.
Today, I am an alcoholic, so that proves it.
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Mrs. Purple, age 47
I was in Pompeii when the volcano erupted. I died when a column from a building fell on me. Then
I recall being a wife with twenty children. I died giving birth to number twenty. After that, I
came back as the wife of an iceman who cameth [sic].
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