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Frank Cotolo
January 13, 2022 |
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I have many friends working in experimental areas of science and medicine. Most are available via
bribes to give me information on scientific stuff that has not become public yet. At great expense
to my personal wealth, here are some of the latest items I attained. Keep in mind my descriptions
of the products are scientifically limited, even though they cost a fortune in bribes.
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Air Hair
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Curls are a unisex problem but now this product is solved for both sexes with a mechanism that
connects to your brow and straightens your hair. Air Hair uses WiFi to find people in your area
with curls and sends your curls to them thought the same technology that sends video images.
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Downside - Targeting the curls in transfer so they are not sent to bald heads, increasing
the risk of skin cancer.
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Erectathon
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This is a medication to better address ED. There is no waiting period needed. Taken at the moment
a man is ready to copulate, Erectathon pumps blood to the area immediately, producing a workable
boner, while delaying ejaculation for at least 56 minutes.
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Downside - The internal force needed for immediacy may dislocate the member of his tool or
cause skin cancer.
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