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Frank Cotolo
February 10, 2022 |
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Bennie Bullhorn, pioneer of abstract jazz figure admired by jazz greats throughout the world,
went on a European tour with the Karimsa Brothers, Rack & Pinion Circus, performing jazz using
normal objects as instruments.
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Willy Wicked Windjar saw Bullhorn play when the circus went to England. "I'd just broken my leg and
Bullhorn improvised a melody and riff using my crutches. Even though I couldn't use them to walk
for a week, I was in debt to how he inspired me." Windjar, of course, won numerous awards for his
"Bottled Syrup" album, in which every track was played with a clarinet dipped in apricot nectar.
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In Germany, Bullhorn inspired Lipps Touchay, whose immortal trumpet stuffed with a corn cobb made
him famous. In Italy, Bullhorn inspired Angelo D'Accaroni to record standard jazz tunes on a
trombone in the shape of a parallelogram. One after another, Bullhorn became the mentor of
abstract jazz, while never recording a single thing on his own.
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"Inspiration is an honor," wrote jazz critic Heap Hillman, "but not one of those guys ever gave
Bullhorn a buck from the millions they made thanks to him. I spit on their graves, even though
some are still alive."
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Bullhorn never married, though it is thought he had at least three dozen children out of wedlock.
He once joked, "I couldn't have that many in wedlock."
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A few books were written about Bullhorn's brilliance but "none of the authors gave him a cent of
what they made on those books. Ingrates. I curse their reproductive organs," wrote Hillman.
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