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Frank Cotolo
March 10, 2022 |
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Not all nights are dark. There are evenings that are like film negatives, if you can remember those
things, where the dark is light and the light is dark. Some nights are like that, even though they
are nights. It was a matter of accepting that at times Nick Cretin, P.E.I. (Private Eye
Extraordinaire) believed he had X-Ray eyes, because an X-Ray, like film negatives, shows dark and
light and light as dark.
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On a certain X-Ray-film-negative night, Nick Cretin, P.I.E. was going to see his friend Gus in the
hospital. Gus was waiting for a special blood test result that would tell whether or not he had
lung cancer.
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"Nick," Gus said, "you know what you told me about certain nights when you have X-Ray eyes? Well
I was wondering if this was one of those nights."
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"Good guess Gus, and that's not easy to say."
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"What's not easy to say?"
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"Good guess, Gus."
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"I was wondering since it is an X-Ray-eyes night, could you look at my bare chest and see if I have
lung cancer?"
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"How would I do that?"
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"You have X-Ray eyes. You could see if my lungs are filled with cancer. You could take me outdoors
where everything dark is light and light is dark and see inside me."
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