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Frank Cotolo
March 31, 2022 |
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Rarely are scientists astounded while studying the eternal, if not endless, outer space, but a few
are still shocked about something recently discovered.
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The Hippy-Enormous-Aerospace-Probe (HEAP) recently returned to Earth with samples of what it
gathered while wandering in the atmosphere of the Syonarra asteroid (misspelled after the 1957
Oscar-winning movie 'Sayonara').
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"HEAP has a lot of room for data," said one scientist, "but it had a hard landing and wondered why.
Data, after all, is not heavy."
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Biff Branmuffin, a former astronaut working on the HEAP project said, "I damn near wet my pants
when the probe inspection team opened the hatch and there was sand."
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What was so odd about sand from an asteroid that would shock scientists?
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"Nothing about just sand, but in the shape of a castle?" said Biff.
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A perfectly build sand castle baffled the HEAP project members for a few reasons. First, who built
it? Second, how did it get into the probe in one piece? Third, why didn't the castle have a
drawbridge?
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"Forget about the shape for a moment," said HEAP scientist Robert Realty, "how can the sand castle
help shed light on the origins of this solar system?"
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Indeed, questions of the origins of our universe have scientists losing sleep anyway, "but what
could a sand castle have to do with it?" said Realty.
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