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Frank Cotolo
April 21, 2022 |
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Yes, you read correctly, the headline more than implies that in cities claimed to be the safest on
Earth, I, Riff Shattersmith, have bumped into adventures unexpected. These are testimonies to
such events.
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The Netherlands is rife with reputation about its history of crime-free territory. Yet, one night
in Numbeo I saw a body hanging from the wing of a windmill, a clear sign of murder. Being a worldly
citizen, I cut the body down and reported a crime. The local authorities rendered suspicion,
praised my sense of dignity and I was on my way.
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I sensed I was being stalked, for in the next few days I found a torch beneath my bed at the hotel
and a bouquet of lilies stuffed in my saddlebag and the delivery of a dead trout with my name
carved in its skin.
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Talking with a Numbeo resident, I mentioned the foreboding danger. The resident told me nothing
like that every happened to any visitor of the city. I said that does not mean it has not happened
to me and the resident said of course it does.
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The local police agreed with the resident (the police were also residents). I demanded protection
and insinuated that my situation must have had something to do with the hanging man I cut down
from the wing of the windmill. The resident police disagreed. They said I was being silly and
they all laughed.
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