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Frank Cotolo
June 30, 2022 |
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You may have noticed recently that the days are one point four-six-zero-zero and so on shorter
than ever. I know I did, though my estimation was off by a few decimal points. Close enough, it
means that the Earth is spinning faster than ever.
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"Using advanced mathematics," said Professor Riley Troublehorn of the National Space Lab, "and
custom but powerful computers, we calculated the advanced speed."
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"I noticed the short day first," said Professor Ingmar Rattle. "It was just a feeling in my gut
and I knew it was not the liverwurst I had for lunch. I told Riley and he said he thought something
was weird about the day, and he did not have liverwurst."
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The scientists stayed late that night to find out if they were correct, using advanced mathematics
that are calculated on custom computers. Riley cleared the cache on his custom but powerful computer
and began to calculate.
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"I knew that if we were correct we’d be finding something that took hundreds of years to happen,"
said Riley after he rebooted his hard drive.
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Ingmar did his own calculations using advanced mathematics and his small but powerful custom
computer. "I call my computer Jerkuleeze. Like it rhymes with Hercules but is spelled phonetically."
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"I knew we did not have to find out quickly," said Riley, "because it would take mores hundreds of
years for the numbers to change again."
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