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Frank Cotolo
July 28, 2022 |
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Yes, you read correctly, the headline more than implies that in cities claimed to be the safest on
Earth, I, Riff Shattersmith, have bumped into adventures unexpected. These are testimonies to
such events.
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Austria is noted for being a peaceful, loving part of the world. Yet I, Riff Shattersmith, was
there not longer than an hour when I was approached by a man with a gun in his trench coat. I
asked him what he was doing and he said what the hell do you think I am doing? It was a stalemate
that I did not expect to turn into peril of the worse kind (that being the kind putting one's
life at risk).
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He told me he could easily shoot me through the head or the stomach or the chest (and he
mentioned many other areas) if I did not hand him my watch and the remote that opens my garage. I
told him I did not live in Austria, so the remote was in my American house, in my American car
that was in my American garage. He was silent.
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I counted to 432 while he stood silently, pointing the gun under his trench coat at me. Then I
said, "Listen, this is a country that boasts having a lower homicide rate than most other
countries, so why not stop thinking about shooting me and becoming a part of those statistics
for the good of all people, everywhere?"
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He told me that his boss, a very bad man, would kill him if he came back to the gang's
headquarters with no prize or proof of murder. I said, "What kind of a gang is that?" He said he
did not know about gang types but he knew about getting killed, that it was bad, maybe the most
terrible thing that could happen to a live person.
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