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Frank Cotolo
August 11, 2022 |
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As I continue attempting to convince struggling newspapers that a Larry King-like column, filled
only with his brief and timely thoughts, could still be popular, I offer another King-like columns
that informs, entertains and honors Mr. King's journalistic jingo.
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How come meteorologists don't study meteors?
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Maybe professional baseball should hold the World Series in a neutral city, kind of like the Super
Bowl never has a home team. Could make it all more interesting.
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It's true. You can't stop a rooster from crowing once the sun is up. Or during a cock fight.
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Why doesn't someone make digital Popeye cartoons?
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I miss county fairs. Where else can you see a man play a trumpet with his nostril?
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Sometimes I wonder why Zero Mostel didn't name his first child One Mostel and his second child Two
Mostel and so on.
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Are people with Arachnophobia comfortable watching Spiderman movies?
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Frank Sinatra told me that if it weren't for growing up in New Jersey he would never have known
about the legend of Bigfoot. I only agreed with him because I did not want to look stupid.
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