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Frank Cotolo
August 18, 2022 |
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Let me introduce myself whether you like it or not. My name is Bruce Danko, better known as the
Brutal Critic. They call me that because I get right down to the grit of books, movies, plays and
I find all the flaws.
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Moby Dick may as well be a trillion pages long. It was written by Herman Melville, who became a
measly cabin boy on merchant ships in the 1800s. He was so bored with life at sea that he began
to write books - long, tedious and highly exaggerated stories that went on and on and on and on,
like his most popular, the white whale tale, Moby Dick.
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First of all, who would name a whale, no less give it a first and a last name? Moby? And what is
Dick? A type of whale? No. But Herman gives his big white whale a given and a surname - as if
there were a Dick family of whales in the ocean.
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It so happened that Moby was a target by a vengeful ship captain named Ahab. Just Ahab. The whale
has a given name and a surname but the human captain has one name. Ahab. Just Ahab.
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The captain is obsessed with killing Moby (Dick) because Moby is responsible for the loss Ahab's
leg. Stop right there. Moby (Dick) is at least seven hundred sized bigger than Ahab and has a
mouth big enough to swallow the entire crew of Abab’s ship in one gulp. And he only bit off one
human leg? Come on.
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The story becomes even more ridiculous when Ahab swears he could recognize Moby (Dick) among all
the whales that might be seen in the seven seas. He wants Moby dead but no character in the book
asks him how he is going to kill a whale.
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