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Frank Cotolo
September 22, 2022 |
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We all want to act and react perfectly or as we say, "hit the nail on the head". There is a
problem, though, because no one can act or react perfectly; we all screw up.
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When we screw up, though, no one ever comments using a phrase that means the opposite of hitting
the nail on the head.
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There have been many attempts to find an opposite phrase using a similar reference to a person
hammering a nail. Here are some that did not stick:
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"You missed the freaking nail by a mile and hit the wood."
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"Next time you want to hit the nail at all, try using a sledge hammer for goodness sake."
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"You are no carpenter, buddy."
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"Stick to screwing in screws you screwball."
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"That was an asinine guess."
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"Go to Home Depot and learn how a hammer operates with the force of your arm."
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