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Frank Cotolo
November 3, 2022 |
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The hospital management, the state inquiry department, the police department, the national clown
registry, performers anonymous and other searching organizations made inquiries but there was no
sign of Puddles the Clown.
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Festus Giffalder, VP of the Clown Hall of Fame heard of the incident and commented, saying "This
Puddles clown must be exposed. He has violated some of the International Clown Rules of Behavior
[ICRB]." The ICRB specifically prohibits any form of bodily waste to be used in a clown act.
"Puddles not only broke the rule," Giffalder said, "he indirectly used the name of one in his
clown name."
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And he continued to do so. A month after the hospital incident, Puddles the Clown made another
appearance. He showed up at a U.S. Army Enlistment Office and did his act. Again, witnesses
testified that he dropped a balloon filled with urine, shouted "kaboom" and just before he
disappeared shouted, "It's me, Puddles the Clown. Wawhoo and kaboom!"
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The U.S. Army also joined in the search for the mysterious figure. Also, one of the doctors at the
U.S. Army medical division took samples of the urine from the floor and tested it. Sergeant
Dr. Uranius Welcome reported that Puddles' urine consisted of water, inorganic salts, creatinine,
ammonia and pigments from a blood breakdown. "It is the same as anyone's urine," said Dr. Welcome,
"leaving no clue as to his identity..."
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