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Frank Cotolo
November 10, 2022 |
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Escaping every attempt to catch him (or her or them), Puddles the Clown made appearances through
the next few months at unpredictable places and events. He reportedly dropped his trademark bags
of urine at an antique show, a professional wrestling match, a worm-charming festival, an
underwater baking competition, a bicycle race, an adult diaper-lovers convention, a concert at the
Institute for the Self-Indulgent and even at a random family's Barbeque in the posh side of the city.
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Police detective Wisely Taut, who speculated that Puddles was a female, came up with another
theory: there was more than one Puddles the Clown. He studied the sightings and became sure there
were many when he read the dates and times of witnesses' statements.
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"How could he get away with that?" said Police Captain Tyrone Belligerent.
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"Easy," said Taut. "No one who saw him ever saw him again and his clown outfit is so generic that
every description from witnesses is vague enough not to conflict with one another. The prospect of
there being many Puddles the Clown actually makes it easier to catch him. If we get cops to hang
out at as many events as possible around the city and in the outskirts of town, the mathematical
possibilities of one set of cops being at a place where a Puddles shows up is great."
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