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Frank Cotolo
March 2, 2023 |
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Anywhere I go on Earth, I, Riff Shattersmith, have become part of unexpected adventures. These are
testimonies to such events.
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During one September I was on an ocean liner relaxing instead of finding peril and it was wonderful
to take a pause from the peril I find in the world and do so without looking for it.
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I was on the deck of the Fragrant Queen, a luxurious ship (though there were some important parts
made of cheap plastic). I knew Biscuit Elktusk, the multi-trillionaire that financed the ship's
building. He was on the ship when I was there but I never expected him to be a messenger of
peril. He found me lounging on deck.
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"Mr. Shattersmith," said Biscuit, "you'd better come with me."
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"Why?"
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"I happen to know the ship is headed for the Port of Peril and I know how peril upsets you."
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"How kind, Biscuit," I said. "It isn't often that peril finds me. Usually, I find peril."
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"The Port of Peril is abundant with the stuff. I happen to know that's why it's named for the
venture undertaken without regard to possible loss or injury."
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