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Frank Cotolo
April 13, 2022 |
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Anywhere I go on Earth, I, Riff Shattersmith, have become part of unexpected adventures. These
are testimonies to such events.
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I was in Australia one summer, at least it was summer on that part of the world, and a strange
woman invited me to a picnic in Brisbane. It sounded pleasant so even though I did not know her I
accepted.
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"Why don't we drive there?" she said.
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I agreed but I thought she meant she would drive there when she said why don't we drive there but
she meant I should drive there in her car. Anyway, I agreed and asked her how to get there. She
gave me a map that she drew on the back of a grocery store bag and I followed it for a hundred miles.
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"I don't see any signs that indicate I'm driving in the right direction," I said.
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"Why would there be signs indicating we're driving to the capital of Queensland?" she said. "You
can't miss the capital, it's where there are the most people and I favor to think that's why they
made it the capital so follow the map and shut up."
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I couldn't help but wonder why she wanted me to be with her on a picnic so I asked her and she said
she lied about the picnic; what she really wanted was for me and her to rob a bank in Brisbane. I
told her I was not a robber and she said I looked like one and I said I did not but she insisted
and when showed me the guns she kept under the seats of the car I stopped the car and got out of it.
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