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Frank Cotolo
June 29, 2023 |
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One of the most popular speeches I gave this year was to the North American Spaghetti Lovers of
the World (NASLW). Here is a transcript:
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Good afternoon spaghetti lovers. [screams] Hello to the pro-pasta people. [applause] I'm a proud
pasta person like all of you. [shouts]
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I am happy to be here at this International Spaghetti Day celebration. Spaghetti is the
source - not the sauce - [laughter] of all pasta and the papa of pastas. Let's hear it for penne.
Let's hear it for angel hair. Let's hear it for mafaldine, rigatoni, little shells, big shells,
ziti, linguine... [applause, screams] Mangiare e ingrassare, right? Eat and get fat.
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It's about time spaghetti became recognized and that facts about spaghetti become common
knowledge. That's what our speakers are going to talk about while all of you sit there and become
hungry for a big bowl.
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Sal Cavallo d'Ferro will be speaking on the myth that Marco Polo stole spaghetti from a Chinese
cook and brought it to Italy. Sal will explain the science of Noodle Differentiation and bury the
myth once and for all.
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My personal friend Angelo Uomoanatra will be speaking about the tenses of spaghetti. That's right,
Angelo will verify that the word spaghetto is what we call a single strand of the pasta, even
though no one ever speaks about a single strand. And what about the past tense of spaghetto? Or
the future tense of the plural-pasta spaghetti?
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