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Frank Cotolo
July 13, 2023 |
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The myserious notebook was given to Nick Cretin, P.I.E., (private investigator extraordinaire) by
Itchy Scales, an unscrupulous character of the underground whose birth name was Ignatious Scalalupe.
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"What do you expect me to do with this?" said Nick.
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"Brail it," said Itchy, "and mitch the calbart to the slybineck."
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That was what Nick disliked most about Itchy; he was impossible to understand when speaking their
common language. But Nick needed money again and Itchy paid well, using money from criminal
chicanery, so he took the case.
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"One question," said Nick.
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"Wvagg?"
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"You're sure this notebook was written by Walkjab?"
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"Flim."
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"All right then, I'm on it," said Nick.
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Nick stayed in his crummy, stinking, rotting office all night reading the notebook for clues to
where Walkjab hid the money Itchy wanted to find. According to Itchy - at least as much as Nick
could understand - Walkjab hid a ton of gold coins before he was shot, injured, and shot again
twenty times and died. Itchy was convinced Walkjab wrote the hiding place in the notebook because,
he said, Walkjab "hack bass mormerry," that is, Walkjab had a bad memory.
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