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Frank Cotolo
September 7, 2023 |
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When a person is hesitant to trust the science of medicine and the skills of a medical doctor, that
person is left with only one alternative: asking advice from the magical Dr. Wizard.
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Q: I keep peeling fruits and saying, she loves me, she loves me not, and it always comes out not.
Any suggestions?
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A: Before I give you a magic potent, try saying it while peeling vegetables.
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Q: Money is all I need but I can't work for it. What does magic have that can get me money?
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A: Money always goes to ones who deserve it. Not all of them work for it. Ask youself if you
deserve money before you burn three raspberries, a cork from a red wine bottle, two cubes of
butter, a dead red ant and some paprika in a large bowl, preferably not near anything flamable.
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Q: Some of the elements you ask people to obtain and brew in order to please the spirits are not
available at common stores like Walmart, Costco or through Amazon.
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A: Tough luck.
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Q: I am the sixth son of a seventh son who is the son of a fifth son of a third son who was the
patriarch of our family. I heard that's a good thing for a person who needs luck.
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