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Frank Cotolo
October 12, 2023 |
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I am The Debunker. You come to me and tell me the moon is made of cheese and I tell you that ain't
so. And that's that. Because I know what is rumor, heresay, buzz and myth. I cannot be fooled.
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So, one day, Molly O'Dolly comes into my office. She is depressed and I ask her why. "For one," she
says, "we're beginning this conversation in the present tense."
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"I can't debunk that," I say and suggest I tell the story as I told it and not as I tell it. She
agreed.
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"Someone told me," she said, "that all of the U.S. presidents that died by assassination were
killed by the same person, that this one guy changed his identity through the years."
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I never laughed at people telling me scuttlebutt but this one was hard to hear without smiling. I
said, "You're too smart to believe that. So Molly, I know that is not why you depressed. Why did
you come here, then?"
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"My husband, Mr. O'Dolly, left me."
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"That is depressing. Unless you wanted him to leave."
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"I did but it's still depressed me because he thought Earth was flat and called me naughty
things because I happen to know it's round."
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"Understood. But what can I, The Debunker, do for you?"
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