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Frank Cotolo
October 26, 2023 |
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Anywhere I go on Earth, I, Riff Shattersmith, have become part of unexpected adventures. These are
testimonies to such events.
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I was in already half-broken and defeated playing polo with a horse that galloped to the beat of a
Persian folk song when I told my team mates I would no longer play Polo.
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"Don't be a fool," said a team mate, "this team could go to the quarter-finals and that could
lead to the semi-finals and that means a shot at the national finals."
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"I've had it," I said. "I never liked games. I quit soccer because I couldn't use my hands but
at least I didn't have to ride a horse."
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The day after I left the team I was approached by a stranger. He said, "Your polo pony ran away
when you left your Polo team and it is imperative we find him before he blows up."
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"Why would a polo pony blow up?" I said, as just about anyone would say to such a question.
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It turned out that my Polo pony was fed dynamite powder by the stranger as part of a plot to kill
the team during the next match so that a bunch of gamblers could win money when the other team
won the match. "How could you do something so cruel? My Polo pony is a living creature. Sure, he
gallops like a drunk goat but he's alive and should not be exploded from the inside out so you
fellas can win a bet."
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