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Frank Cotolo
November 16, 2023 |
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I accepted to give this public obituary for Orin Monstrosity because he deserves better than what
anyone else would have said about him. I know this because I have heard so many things said
about him and most were fat jokes.
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No one knows how much it hurt him when someone said, "When Orin Monstrosity sits around the
house, he sits around the house." Don't laugh. It's disrespectful. Funny, but it hurt him and it
took a lot to hurt Orin Monstrosity. Don't laugh.
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And no one let up on him, which made him sad. And let's face it, when Orin Monstrosity was down
it took a great deal to lift him. Don't laugh. Stop it.
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Orin Monstrosity was largely... don't laugh. I'll rephrase that. Orin Monstrosity was basically a
man of good humor. And boy, he liked any product from the Good Humor ice cream company. Hey, I'm
not going to tell you again. Shush.
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He took me aside once, and if Orin Monstrosity every took you aside, it was the size of a baseball
field. No, no, stop. This is a funeral and just because Orin Monstrosity has to be buried in a
casket the size of a piano crate doesn't mean you should disrespect him. Okay, let it all out
once and for all. I'll give you a moment.
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