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Frank Cotolo
January 19, 2023 |
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He is an expert at what is best for relationships and that's why he's called Mr. Relationship and
answers questions about the intimacy of relationships.
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Q: I have had six wives and all of them have said the same thing to me about how I walk, talk and
eat. Why can't I stay married?
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A: You could stay married if you just stand still, shut up and go hungry.
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Q: My girlfriend doesn't like the fact that I carry around a blinkie. She says it's childish but
I cannot sleep without my blinkie. What do I do?
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A: The blinkie controversary is common but many couples settle the problems a blinkie causes by
holding a public ceremony with close friends where everyone eats, drinks and burns the blinkie to
ashes. The data on this is hopeful. After the ceremony, 20 percent of blinkie addicts do not need
blinkies on even-numbered days; 30 percent wean off of blinkies in a few months by taking large
doses of Vitamin E and learning how to keep score of tennis matches; and 50 percent never look
at a blinkie if the people invited to the ceremony continue to meet weekly and have group sex.
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Q: Is it wrong to lie to your girlfriend by telling her you are gay when there is no other reason
you won't have sex with her?
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