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Frank Cotolo
February 9, 2023 |
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Good evening ladies, gentlemen and kids of some ages. My name is Frank and I'm here to welcome you
to the first convention for pizza lovers. [applause]. I see a diverse audience and that is good
because long ago pizza was only available to the poorest people in Italy. It's true. The origins
of pizza are found in its definition.
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In Italian it simply means pie. Any baked bread with stuff on it or inbetween it is a pizza. That
changes the perception of pizza on the world stage. But its founders only spoke Italian and so
they called it a pie - a pizza. Once popular in English-speaking countries, people said it was
a "pizza pie", which translates into Italian as a "pie pie".
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Don't say pizza pie. It's like saying ink pen. Yes, all pens write with ink so never say ink pen
because you are saying pen pen. Anyone would laugh at you if you said you use a pen pen. It's
like saying I have a puppy dog. A puppy is a young dog, so saying puppy dog is saying young dog
or dog dog. You get it? [applause]
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You love pizza because it is simple and yet it fills you up and often puts weight on you. Original
Italian pizza can make you big fat. See what I did there? I said big fat when being fat is being
big so I was saying fat fat. No one says someone is fat fat.
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How much pizza do you eat? Let me see a show of hands. That's a lot of hands. We must have a full
house [laughter, applause].
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