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Frank Cotolo
April 18, 2024 |
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Miles DeMilo Maynard (MDM) spent decades attending executions in order to write a book revealing
the last words uttered of prisoners at the site of their execution. Untitled so far, MDM's
publisher has released never before heard quotes, assuring readers they are authentic.
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"We didn't include their names," MDM said, "but there is a montage of unidentified faces in the
center of the book, if readers want to guess."
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Here are some of the thousands of quotes included in the book.
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This has gone far enough.
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The governor said what?
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I'm going to a better place, someone said. Let's face it, any place is better than being here now.
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This means there's more than a hundred license plates someone else has to make.
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Don't you want to delay this until you've taken all the organs I've donated?
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This is what happens when a lawyer is a part-time character actor.
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Oh no, I hate needles.
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I don't understand why I couldn't die wearing the clothes I requested.
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