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Frank Cotolo
May 16, 2024 |
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When a person is hesitant to trust the science of medicine and the skills of a medical doctor, that
person is left with only one alternative: asking advice from the magical Dr. Wizard.
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Q: I love my wife, believe me Dr. Wizard, but she doesn't listen to me when I tell her things for her
own good. How can I get her to heed my advice?
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Dr.W: How do I know if your advice is any good? Maybe this is your problem. Try this. Before you
present any advice to her, drink three glasses of orange juice with crushed wasp wings. If in five
minutes your advice sounds dumb to you, don't say anything to her. Beware of a sharp thigh pain or
two. If such pain persists, ask her if she has any advice on how to stop it.
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Q: It always happens that when I fall in love with a woman she marries someone else before I can
tell her. What concoction of things do I have to drink to change this.
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Dr. W: None, you imbecile. When you feel you are in love, just tell her. Wizardry is not to be
abused by the ignorant.
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Q: I have no energy when I awake in the morning. I've tried everything from strong coffee to
snorting amphetamines.
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