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Frank Cotolo
May 30, 2024 |
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Earth's magnetic field (MGF) has a lot to do with why humans stay alive. Without it working
correctly you and I are gunkmeat. (Gunkmeat is a neo-scientific word meaning worthless). Simply,
MGF stops the Sun from burning the whole blue ball to crisps. As much as we need the Sun to help
us survive, it is a fawcet of radiation and its rays can be lethal.
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Richard Wenderplutusmilfin, a scientist, says, "MGF has a spot between South America and Africa
where the Sun's radiation is strongest in the world." Wenderplutusmilfin ought to know because he
spent time there studying. The results of his stay are in his new book, "Deep Rays."
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Wenderplutusmilfin says, "I don't know how badly living there for years will affect me but it
may delay a sequel to my book."
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Wenderplutusmilfin admits he is shorter than when he arrived but doesn't blame radiation. "It
could have something to do with a large coconut that fell on my head the third week I was there."
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His book theorizes what might happen if the spot expands. "Temperatures won't rise as quickly as
people will stop moving quickly. And kidney implosions will become common. Children born here
may possibly have the power to spit flames."
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Another scientist, Patricia Partanotov Slavinoskopo, disagrees. She says, "Wenderplutusmilfin is
just looking to get attention. The MGF weak spot is nowhere near dangerous. I know because I
invested in beach property there for housing projects. The electric bills will be cheap because
all structures will be solar powered."
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