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Frank Cotolo
February 1, 2024 |
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How would certain classic motion pictures been different if written by Dadaists, the art and
literature movement based on deliberate irrationality and the negation of traditional artistic
values? Here are examples:
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Rebel Without A Cause: REBEL BOBBLES CAUSES
A teen-aged boy gets cranky and stumbles upon a hotrod named Milktoast and falls for a nurse in
the Navy whom carries a canary for a living.
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Miracle On 34th Street: MOMMY MAGIC DISSOLVES IN GLUE
A widow with no napkins swears to her daughter that Santas Claws is real but unlawful and he
burns herbs on the day Jesus was born in a forest filled with gorillas.
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Mary Poppins: UMBRELLAS OF WRATH
A British maid with charcoal teeth employs a prince and his frog to fly across London and drop
monkey feces on ordinary bakers in order to stain their footsteps in the wake of a blueberry
storm wave.
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On The Waterfront: ON THE LIQUID EDGE
An ex-dentist turned purple seaman struggles to wipe out longwinded corruption of guitarists,
including banjo brothers while sewing the pants of a gangster whose sister lives in an abandoned
Army tank.
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