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Frank Cotolo
February 15, 2024 |
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I'm Turk Berain, a private detective. You might not know me as Turk Berain because I go by many
other names, including Biff Wonderbread, Ebb Saltine, Harry Barry, Larry Barry, Barry Harry, Zip
Prankster, Elderberry Sackball, Ethan Nathan, Barry Nathan, Zip Sackball or Restless Army Kilgarden.
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One day I was in my office when a woman entered and hired me to find her brother. She said her
brother was last seen going to Beaver Valley. I told her there is no such place. She told me there
is such a place and her brother was last seen going there. I asked her who saw him going there?
She said many people, including Robert Scald, Emmit Filmore, Rudy Kazooty, Jennifer Whipslide and
then I stopped her and told her I know Jennifer Whipslide. The woman asked how I knew her. I said
I was once married to Jennifer Whipslide and she never mentioned a brother last seen going to
Beaver Valley.
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There came a silence in my office. The streets outside were filled with tar and fog rose from the
depths of the bulging concrete's mist. Then darkness came and we both knew it was a sign of
night time.
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She began to cry. That's when I knew she wanted me to take her to Beaver Valley at all costs. I
still knew she had no brother last seen going there but I told her we could go in the morning.
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