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Frank Cotolo
June 5, 2025 |
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Most public Astrology forecasts are so general that it is impossible to take them seriously. But
once in a while a day's prediction hits every note correctly. Over the years I collected my accurate
horoscope predictions. Here are some in no particular order:
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Jan. 3, 1986 - It's still early in the year so start eating more greens. Once you fill your face
with enough green food types you will crave almost anything green. Do not be afraid. Green crayons,
for instance, are healthy but not the off-color green. Crayons have many kinds of green but ones
like Lime Green and Baseball Stadium Field Green do not offer many nutrients.
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June 14, 1974 - That girl you like has a gene in her body that will demand she drink a lot of
alcohol by the time she is 30. If you stick with her you are in great danger of being a victim of
an alcoholic who will betray you to have her next drink. Also, she could drink enough to drown
reproductive ability. Take this seriously.
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Nov. 18, 1981 - Stop being stubborn. It's making you dizzy during the nights when you are lonely
and self-loathing. Pick up your guitar again and write songs about your misery. Use a lot of minor
chords.
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Aug. 7, 1969 - You are crying a lot. Save your tears in a vile or a shot glass and increase the
size of where you save them as more develop. The crying is good for you but later when you drink
your tears you will cleanse your sadness when you urinate.
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