Column Chronicles: Larry King-like columns 2025

Larry King-like columns 2025

Frank Cotolo
February 27, 2025

With the demise of major newspapers and the death of journalist Larry King, his unique styled columns are gone. Again this year we continue attempts to produce a King-like column filled with brief thoughts as he would have written them. A King-like column informs, entertains and honors his journalistic jingo.

Ever wonder how blind people play Solitaire?

If any two people standing under Mistletoe in Paris, do they French kiss?

I always wanted to ask Martha, "What is a Vandella?"

Ever notice that when a character in a major motion picture uses a laptop computer it is always an Apple?

Marvel films should produce a movie featuring an opera superhero called Madame Butterfly.

He who does not give, gives in.

How come none of the characters in the musical "Paint Your Wagon" painted anyone's wagon?

There's a streaming show called UFO Cowboys. They believe in aliens coming to Earth but never find clues good enough to prove aliens came to Earth. It should be called LOL At Cowboys.

If the days of the week were assigned colors I would make
Sunday yellow
Monday white
Tuesday orange
Wednesday red
Thursday purple
Friday blue
Saturday green
What colors would you assign to them?

Great sex is a balancing act.

All in all, the Pope means well.

I will never accept Tom Cruise as a vampire in any movie.

Do not forget: Green Lantern is gay.

Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.