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Frank Cotolo
October 10, 2013 |
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Here are some odds and ends, random notes, vagrant thoughts that go a-wandering through my head
and into this column.
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When I worked at an amusement park, an African-American lady asked me, "How do I get to the black
roller coaster?" I said, "We don’t have a special roller coaster for blacks, miss, you can ride any
one you want."
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I don't worry about having thoughts of suicide but I am becoming concerned about having thoughts of
immortality.
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I thought of a great character. His name is Hannibal Lecture. He is a serial killer who gives talks
and then eats the audience.
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I created a tennis tournament that would be sponsored by a food company.
It's called the Kraft Singles.
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When a child is born exceptionally smart, agile and mature, is the child considered to have "Up
Syndrome"?
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Here is a serious historic note about Mozart. There were so many difficulties with his birth that
the doctor had to perform a C-sharp section on his mother.
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I remembered a man who died when he ran out of Life Savers.
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Would an Islamic extremist's dog be called a "terrierist"?
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How about someone create a honeymoon spot for e-dysfunctional men and call it Viagra Falls?
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The only difference between a blind person and me is I can see.
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I hope some day to produce a telethon for side effects.
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It haunts me that no one will add a step or two to the Cha Cha.
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Don't you get tired of getting to the bottom of things? Shouldn't getting to the tops and middles
of things be enough?
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Golf needs new rules.
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The Western version of the Dali Lama should be a guy named Wally Bama.
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Some people have called me quirky, campy, unique and refreshing. Others say I am just a bastard.
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